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In the later part of 2005, cosmic forces culminated to spark two of the most defining moments in human history. The first of which happened on November 30th: Surgeons in France carry out the first human face transplant. The second, and by far the most important, is that the band Afterhour Shower was formed. Although everyone agrees that they are by far the most awesome band of all time, leaving the Beatles and Hendrix in the dust, you may be wondering how something as mere as the formation of a kickass band could shape the course of human history. The following lies as a testimonial to their profound effect:

 1. It is said that whenever drummer Nick Burt picks up his drumsticks and begins beating his kit to a bloody pulp, the effects can be felt world wide. On  November 15, the band met in Morro Bay for one of their first practices. Nick had yet to be initiated into the band and, as such, felt the need to express his musical genius to the fullest. Not only were Matt, Bobby, and Victor blown away by this incredible display of talent, but half way across the world an earthquake near Sanriku in Japan occurred, prompting a tsunami warning to be issued. Luckily there were no immediate casualties, but he has been dually warned to be careful in the future.
not convinced? visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Sanriku_Japan_Earthquake
for proof.

2. On November 13, bassist Victor Gebhardt and guitarist Bobby Gould were jamming waiting for Matt Sutter's fashionably late ass. Bobby decided it was time for a bong load, but Victor decided to pass and instead busted out in a bass solo. Not only did Bobby get stoned out of his mind without even touching his piece, but also, as a result, a Scottish man by the name of Andrew Stimpson reported being cured of Aids.
not convinced? visit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Stimpson
for proof

3. On April 17th 2006, Matt Sutter went falsetto with the band for the first time with the song Searchlight. Sutter's falsetto somehow, don't ask me how, transformed Raloxifene, a drug that had been formerly used in osteoporosis prevention into a miracle drug, a drug as effective as tamoxifen in reducing the incidence of breast cancer, but with fewer side effects. Pretty damn revolutionary.
not convinced? visit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raloxifene
for proof

4. And last, but definitely not least is Gould. Nothing said about this man can  be true to the awesomeness that is this prodigy. To list a few instances of his critical importance worldwide: in 1988 and 1989, David Mamet, director of the Spanish Prisoner and State and Main, wrote two respective plays regarding Gould: Speed-the-Plow and Bobby Gould in Hell. On June 27 1984, news of Bobby's birth reached France, inspiring France to beat Spain 2-0 to win Euro 84.
not convinced? visit
http://www.theatretribe.com/pages/bobbygouldreviews.htm
for proof
also here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_European_Football_Championship

5. New band member Toji Sakamoto has yet to cause such a world-wide disturbance . . . but then, he has yet to play live with Afterhour Shower. Who knows what may yet transcribe at that next fateful show?

The effects of these talented individuals has been felt world wide, and now with their combined powers, they will be more powerful than even the great Captain Planet. Afterhour Shower will take the world by storm (earthquakes, Aids cures, volcano explosions, breast cancer treatment drugs, and soccer championships). You should feel lucky to even have the opportunity to hear them play live for it is guaranteed that they will blow your mind as well as the rest of the world's.

Oh, all of our work is licensed by a Creative Commons Attribution-No Derivs License (for more info, check out our page at www.myspace.com/afterhourshower and click on the link to our license).
Essentially, you can download, share, and even use our stuff legally (like, in a student film or something) without asking but you can't make money off of it and you always have to give us credit. We're hella proud of our music. Not just proud, hella proud, and happy to share it with the world.

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