biglovetheory


biglovetheory

biglovetheory

Ambient, Blues, Rock
From: assland, France

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BUY SELL CONSUME DESTROY KERBLAM! Gangs of Top Models from different fashion houses are running amok in the Parisian streets. They are cannibals and feast upon the badly dressed. Their weapons were once mostly bound by their generous charms, both male and female, (ever had a sixteen year old six foot blond goddess come on to you? If so, beware!!) Now they use mostly conventional weapons: handguns, Kalishnacovs, anything their slimy Producers can muster up. I hear the Givenchy Gang have taken up to demolishing entire city blocks with strange "warp" weapons brought from a nether dimension, but this seems to break the strict codes and rules set forth by the new French Communist Party concerning revolutionary urban guerilla street fighting and défilé de mode du haute côture. Anyway, who needs a pretext, a story, a love interest. We demand, yes, demand and are willing to pay high monthly installments for this sort of degradation. Thus the French Communist Government has turned a blind eye in lieu of the profits and ratings. Teenage carnage is all the rave these days and the entire paying world populace just can't get enough. So a few party members might take a stray bazooka blast... They have since exonerated these fallen heroes and indemnified their bereft families for life. People are now practically throwing themselves in front of any wild driving limousine. Flop yourself down on a grenade; insure your little ones a lifetime supply of pita-bread and humus. It's all for the benefit of the patrie.

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