Unsigned Entertainment

Back in the day when Kurt Cobain was alive, the ninja turtles were like a billion times more kickarse than they are now and dragons poberly existed there was things being born that are on thier way to becoming the greatest icon in living history. These things were possibly Human Beings, but no one has scientifically proven it. They all have reporductive organs that possibly can allow them to reproduce asexually or merely form the act of a HI-5. 

These phenomena are the current members of Disco Bloodbath Originally established as Black Icecream in 2005 by Nadine and her Bf Daniel. In desperate search of real talent Nadine employed her little brother Nathan who is Roller blade champion of 2000. With Nad's playing bass and Vocals and Daniel on Vox the 3 person army was complete. Or so they thought...

After attempting to start the band Nadine fell through a heavy cycle of drugs and depression (possibly) and realised the band needed a guitarist. in early-mid 2006 they employed the help of super sexy, super talented , super multi instrumentalist ALICE to be the guitarist. After this addition they band went (what felt like) triple platinum, after aquiring a fan. This fan desperatly wanted to be in the band but appeared to have no talent. Often asking to be put in as "turdburger" or sumfin like that. Although the bands best attempts at keeping this fan (who they realised to also be known as Daniel) away he quickly developed a crush on the two female members. After alot of heartbreak he wrote many a song that could contain lyrics that could make a cerial killer cry.

One day at the end of 2006 Gumby showed Nadine an acoustic song he recorded on his computer. They soon discovered that this kid has imense talent and signed him up to be the 5th member of the band. Later they realsied that Black Icecream was a shit name and decided they needed a new image. Many names where thought up including Nunchucks uv' Funk, Soul Poodle, Grandmaster Horse, The Shag Pile, Violent IV (pronounced violent Ivy), The Prey, Killbot, Punkenstien, Psychoromantic and Killcrow.

Finally after much debarkle and watching the cult movie Party Monster, which is based on the novel convienently titled DISCO BLOODBATH!!!!

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