Unsigned Entertainment

Once back in the olden days of Year 8 (2005), three talented young boys decided to form the greatest band known on earth. So they did. Adam on a drumkit that was made out of beer kegs, alex on the "guitar" (which was actually a fretless ukelele with no tuning pegs) and sam on the 4 stringed instrument he called a 'Base' Sam later found out what he was playing was actually a fish called a bass. how stupid.


On their First band practice, They all shredded on their instruments (except for Adam, as of couse shredding drums is impossible unless you mean drum skins in which case it is very expensive), and after a few hours of wankiness, (Sam being the most wankiest of them all) they all stopped, and they heard a voice. But they couldnt hear it because sam was shredding too much so they punched him in the face. Hard. and then he cried and they laughed. Anyway, it was god telling them they need someone to do the yodeles for them to get somewhere in the music industry. So they searched around, day and night, high and low, around and around and diagonally trying to find this yodeller. And, after what seemed like an excessive period of searching, they found him. They Later realised that one of their own band members could sing, so they took him instead.

So then the "the greatest ever band" had a singer. And they all went back to Adams house via his futuristic teleporter that his mother had invented. And so when they got back, they started to shred... again.(shredding on the vocals isnt good, let me tell you from experience) . After one whole year of shredding, all the children from "the greatest band on the earth" decided to go to an international battle of the bands, where they found their soon to be next ultimate awesome Jaco pastorius/victor wooten/flea

So the band approached this bass god . He was sitting in his throne. So anyways they asked this boy if he could play the bass for them. After about 5 years of pondering (which is a very short time compared to the other times he's pondered) he agreed to play in this awesome band. He then proceded to fall asleep.



So they all went back to their respective houses and all mastered their instruments for the next days band practice. So when this band practice finally came after a whole day it was so good that they decided to finally give their great band a name. That was the hard part, there was simply no name to describe the awesomeness of that band. THey came up with a few suggestions (including 'the kamikaze puppy incident' and 'pooper scooper' and 'monkey in my pants') but it wasnt until they met their soon to be band captain and cheif advisor, jesse, that they decided that they shall name their band "the ultimate jesse experience' and they did.

so then they decided to enter the world battle of the bands, and they came fourth , infront of their superhuman friends who can fly and explode people, overrun (www.myspace.com/overrunband) and behind the gods of acousticism, amaranth (www.myspace.com/bandamaranth). and they won 20 billion gajillion dollars, and they bought ourselves the best gear and stuff. Throughout this whole time sam was doing a wanky guitar solo that didnt fit in.

The problem of a proper name had the respective band members puzzling for a very long period of time. Although they already had a name, no-one seemed to like it, which was really, really bad. So, everyone glued their heads together and had a think. A rather long think. In fact, this think was about 5 months long. After 32234105743 suggestions, they finally decided on 'Immodicus' which was much much cooler than their last name.

and that,

my children,

is how little boys and girls are made

this was based on a true story

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