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After the experimental band "Floyd's Garage" went down in flames, Johnny Bottom decided it was time to push things even further. While working in a porno /adult toy store off I-75, Johnny got his inspiration to name his new band The Buttplugs. He then sought out and found the three sickest individuals he could find......

Colon Banger is the drug addicted, hockey mask wearing lead guitarist. He has never taken a lesson, but prefers to draw his inspiration from LSD. All Buttplug songs with B-movie subject matter are written by Colon.

Humungus Probius is the Sci-Fi freak bass player. His stage persona is Ultra-Man, a Japanese superhero from the 1960s. Probe, as he is known to his friends is a complete lunatic and refuses to have intercourse with a woman until she paints her entire body with green body paint. This is because Probe is in love with Vina, the sole survivor of a space expedition from the Star Trek pilot episode.

Uranus Bum Feeler is the drummer. We are not sure where he comes from or even understand his language. He was found walking along a storage shed on night emitting a green glow.  He no longer glows, but does enjoy frequent trips to Long John Silver's. He does not like to be photographed and prefers to play live gigs with a large bedsheet over his head. You can tell when he is happy or excited because he will start saying 'bum bum bum bum bum bum' in a high pitched rapid rate.

The Buttplugs are not for everyone, our subject matter ranges mostly from B grade horror movies, outlandish subject matter, and anal sex. Our only real goal is to spread our stupidity throughout the world with our music and to sign large breasts with Sharpie markers.

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